I decided that "halloween horror" was a bit melodramatic for all those texts I kept receiving.
and I heard nothing for a week - unitl today, when rolling over from my sweet nocturnal slumbers at chez consort, I read this on my phone.
Message:
R u free 4 sum lovin. 11 Nov 2006 @2.25
My vagina twitched and spontaneously siezed up with thrush. Bloody hell. Lucky I've got 30 essays to mark
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